Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Shiz.Kids.Say.

Today at work G. told a counselor who told me...
"I would totally date Dani, but I can't because she's black."

What?  
G. is 6.
I am Caucasian.
What makes a 6 year old think he could date a 18 [almost 19] year old? 

"Look, I'll just kiss 'em on the knee."

"When girls kiss guys, their leg always pops. It's in the movies so it's true."

"Can you just shave your legs?  They're smooth one way, but when I change ways... OUCH!"

"Dee Dee. Thanks for being my frend at cap."
 [a note given to me by one of my favorite kids! :)] 

"I just can't shake my hips in our dance like we planned.  Rocky [another counselor] is here watching!"

"Are you kidding me??  I MISSED THE PART WHERE HE BURPS BUBBLES??"

"Me and my brothers are all named after Prophets."

"Mormons are a cult who doesn't have fun."

"If you wear a tank top to City Creek, Mormons will kick you out!"

"I swear this is a bee sting.  Seriously.  Look really really really close and you'll see it."

"No.  I jumped farther than him and he's always wrong!"

"UH HUH.  I saw you two holding hands in the pool.  YOU'RE IN LOVE!"
 
Hahaha I love my job! 

Woah.

I just realized I'm going to be 19 in twenty one days.  I am definitely not mature enough for that! :)  Haha I don't know if I'm quite ready...

Yeah, this goober girl, a.k.a. Me, is going to be 18 'till I die. 

anyway - I just wanna say
why bother with what happened yesterday
it's not my style I live for the minute
if ya wanna stay young get both feet in it - 18 til I die

a 'lil bit of this - a 'lil bit of that

'lil bit of everything - gotta get on track
it's not how ya look, it's what ya feel inside
I don't care when - I don't need ta know why

18 til I die - gonna be 18 til I die

ya it sure feels good to be alive
someday I'll be 18 goin' on 55! - 18 til I die
ya there's one thing for sure - I'm sure gonna try

don't worry 'bout the future - forget about the past

gonna have a ball - ya we're gonna have a blast
gonna make it last - 18 til I die

Thank you Bryan Adams for your wise words.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Did.I.Mention.

Did I mention I am getting paid to go to school?
Thank the heavens for scholarships.  
I will be getting paid $620 to go to school this upcoming semester! :)
I feel that I should spend that $620 on things I need for school such as....

This Pack-Pack.  Yes. I am going to be a 2nd grade teacher, so I call it a pack-pack. $42.01.
This longboard.  First of all, yes, I wouldn't mind being a hipster when it comes to longboards.   Second, I need some way to get to school when I'm running late.  $73.04.
  
That totals $115.05.  I'll still have $504.95 to pay for books, rent, and groceries.  Boom.BABY.

....

Holy crap.  I miss this kid.  So so much.  Can't the 2 years just speed up? 

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The.Ward.Full.Of.Singles.

Oh the Singles' Ward.  
Need I say more? 
Probably not, but contrary to popular demand... I will continue.  

The Singles' Ward is full of many interesting, diverse, sweet, somewhat scary, people.  
Don't get me wrong, I love going to church.  It is a great time.  I simply meet very interesting people at Singles' Ward.  

Today this sweet guy [man? yes man.] came and sat by me.  I'll keep his name anonymous...just in case he, or someone he knows, stumbles along my blog.  I wouldn't want him to be revealed!  

He was quite entertaining and kept me smiling during Sacrament meeting.  A goofy guy, yet seriously intelligent.  Quite a catch, I'd say.  In my ward Sacrament is last, so after Sacrament we moseyed our way over to Munch and Mingle.  During our conversation at Munch and Mingle we somehow got on the topic of our ages....

I was sitting next to my superb friend Julie who I grew up going to church with.  She's 4 years older than me, but she took me under her wing in young womens and now we've become great buddies!  

He asked Julie and I if we had grown up together and gone to school together.  We laughed and said that she was older than me.  He seemed somewhat shocked, so we told him to guess our ages.  He guessed Julie 23, and me 21.  For some reason, I must've seriously fooled this man!  I told him I was only 18 [almost 19] and he seemed blown away.  Then, we asked him his age.  He told us to guess, so I guessed 24 and Julie guessed 27.  WRONG.  He was 30 [almost 31]!  Wow oh wow.  Then it just got awkward.  He asked me if it would be weird if he continued flirting with me because he was 12 years older than me.  Yeah dude.  Weird.  He then told me that his grandparents were 12 years apart and it was somewhat normal.  Psh. Whatever! He is the exact same in age difference to my mom as he is to me. 

Oh the places you'll go.
Oh the people you'll meet.
You won't always know.
Until they kneel at your feet.  
That you're a young child.
And they want marriage.  
You're still wild.
And they soon want a baby carriage.  

And that new poem that I made up (thanks to Dr. Seuss for the first line) describes my experiences in the Singles' Ward.  

Yay for being 18 [almost 19] and single!

I am: 
-Dani
-A lover of Lake Powell
-A girl who paints her nails mint green and teal
-A girl who loves the color aqua
-Still a kid at heart! :)


P.S. Random Thought.
Can we talk about how awkward this is?  At orientation, I am the assigned photo booth girl.  At the photo booth, I have whiteboards that the students can write on and take pictures with.  This kid told me I couldn't see his board, but he wanted me to be in his picture.  I assumed that he was just being silly....  I jumped in his picture, and then this is what I saw when it was finally put up online.  


Please.  Oh Please.  Tell me that arrow is not purposely pointing to my boobs. 

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Happy.Happy.Birthday...

To THIS GIRL! :) 

Josi and I met on a group date the summer of our junior year and then became best friends!!  She's seriously the best.  She's way funny, intelligent, kind, beautiful and more!  We were inseparable our senior year and I still think she's the bomb!  Jos, thanks for all the fun memories and just being the best friend I've ever had!!  Let's make some more superb memories!  Nothing will ever replace our friendship! :)










   LOVE YA JOS!! :) 

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Amen.Sistas.





Yeeahhh buddy.  We've all had that boy when we were lonely, or we've all wanted that boy when we're lonely.  But don't waste your time ladies.  Wait for the right guy.  Be independent.  Be strong. :)

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Wacky.Tuesday..

At work yesterday, I had a strange thing happen to me..
I was swimming with about four of my fun camp kids latched onto me and this guy came up to me and started asking questions. 

Picture this...
Long Dark Hair. (seriously.  Longer than mine.)
Scruffy.
Wife Beater. (and we're swimming...you don't wear a wife beater while you swim!)
Wet.
Big. (like 6'3")
Not Attractive.

So anyway, he was making casual conversation and I was still focusing on not having 5 kids drown while they were grasping on to me for dear life!  Then it got awkward.
Him: So how old are you?
I told him.
Him: So how old do you thing I am?
Me: I don't know?
Him: I'm 30..is that to old for you to be interested in?
Me: Uhhh...yeah that's way too old for me. Sorry.
Him: Okay...
Fun Camp Kid: Dude, MY MOM IS YOUNGER THAN YOU!
hahahaha kids are the best!
shag. awkward. wacky. what the pajamas. yikes. aaaahhhhhhh.

Two questions.  Why are 30 year old creeps attracted to me?  Hahaha I heard that you only attract people that you act like.... do I act like a 30 year old creep?  If so, I have some serious life assessment to undergo!   Holy Pajamas.

I am:
- an almost 19 year old who likes boys/men in the age range of 19-23!
- weirded out.
- a work-a-holic. :)

Monday, July 9, 2012

Blessings.

Yesterday, I was able to go to my cute cousin's baby blessing.  
Her name is Mariah, but my Dad refers to her as Mariah Carey!  
She is such a sweet baby, and I was reminded of all of the sweet blessings I have in my life.  
I am so lucky that I get to play with kids each day at work and my cute neighbors at home.  
Kids (especially babies) have been sent from heaven such a short time ago, and you can definitely see the little angels inside of them.  
Here's to the kids that I love!  

Cute baby Mariah
One of my fun camp kids!

Taylor trying to be Santa Claus


Cutest Kid EVER.

    

I am:
- Sooo excited to be a teacher one day!